fap — English Dictionary

Adjective

1. Drunk.

   Usage

   • not-comparable
   • Obsolete

   Synonyms

   drunk

   Examples

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   BARDOLPH: Why, sir, for my part, I say the gentleman had drunk himself out of his five sentences. / EVANS: It is his 'five senses'; fie, what the ignorance is! / BARDOLPH: And being fap, sir, was, as they say, cashier'd; and so conclusions passed the careires.

Interjection

1. Indicates that someone (normally the speaker) is either masturbating, or inspired to by sexual arousal.

   Usage

   • Internet
   • Informal
   • Vulgar

   Examples

   I was watching some porn – fap fap fap – when my computer crashed, again!

   She's single?... *fap fap fap*

Verb

1. To masturbate.

   Usage

   • Slang
   • Vulgar

   Synonyms

   masturbate

   Examples

   For what reason – other than a knowing sadistic streak – would they have named something millions of teenage girls were fapping themselves senseless with ‘Mum’?

Noun

1. A session of masturbation.

   Usage

   • Countable
   • Slang

   Examples

   I was horny, so I had a quick fap in the public restroom.

2. Pornography.

   Usage

   • Informal
   • Vulgar