butt monkey — English Dictionary

butt monkey

Noun

  1. An annoying and irksome person.

    Usage
    • Canada
    • US usage
    • Humorous
    • often
    • Slang
    Examples

    1993 May 18, Martin J Hannigan, "I LIKE YOUR NEW ORGANIZATION BUNG BOY", talk.bizarre, Usenet I still prefer Butt Monkey User Group myself.

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    1993 July 8-9, "Insecure faggots.": "Butt monkeys", alt.sex, Usenet "ad980": the autopsy has concluded that indeed, the monkey did have a banana shoved up his butt Kevin Walsh: All this talk about butt monkeys makes me wonder if you see yourself as the organ grinder. "ad980": Oddly enough, the butt monkey in question is you.

    1994, Mike Judge, Beavis and Butt-Head Beavis: Butt-munch / Monkey Spank / Dillweed / Turd wipe / Dumbass / Butt Monkey Butt-Head: Chode / Waste of Bum Wipe / Dillhole / Fartknocker / Dumb Beavis / Butt-Head, no wait

    You have my promise that everything in our power will be done to catch this psycho butt monkey, but...I just don’t think you could distance yourself from this level of personal involvement.

    Uh-oh, Butt Monkey alert

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    2002 May 9, "i [sic.] know theres no great plan here...", Meagan's Journal eric decided to be a butt monkey and start shit about cory.

    Butt Monkey, you didn't tell congress [sic.] you were going to spy on everyone.

    2006 April 19, 'And let the Church say, "AMEN!"', Defiance I was pontificating on the ecstasy of the prospect of not having to listen to the butt monkey fumble and stammer through another round of explanation for the unexplainable.

    Some bloody butt-monkey rear-ends me.

  2. An object of abuse and ridicule; sometimes, especially, a prison bitch.

    Usage
    • Canada
    • US usage
    • Humorous
    • often
    • Slang
    Examples
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    2000 September 26, Marti Noxon, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Season 5, Episode 79: “Buffy vs. Dracula” Xander: I'm sick of being the guy who eats insects and gets the funny syphilis. As of this moment, it's over. I'm finished being everybody's butt monkey!

    they can while away their time being Bubba's butt monkey for the next 50 years.

    I'm getting pretty tired of being the comic book industry's butt-monkey.

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    But being at butt monkey status means that I don't have a voice to express my displeasure.

    Con's about as far from the standard Alpha as he could get--he's the Unseelie [sic.] butt-monkey

    Don't do wrong to others and it should come back to you tenfold. OK, so there are several years that I was Karma's butt-monkey for not obeying that simple rule.

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