Microslop — English Dictionary

Microslop
Pronunciations (4)
  • /ˈmaɪkɹəˌslɒp/
    Pronunciation notes
    • Received-Pronunciation
  • /ˈmaɪkɹəʊˌslɒp/
    Pronunciation notes
    • Received-Pronunciation
  • /ˈmaɪkɹəˌslɑp/
    Pronunciation notes
    • General-American
  • /ˈmaɪkɹoʊˌslɑp/
    Pronunciation notes
    • General-American

Proper noun

  1. The technology company Microsoft.

    Usage
    • Derogatory
    • Slang
    Related words
    Examples

    If Microslop can't be bothered, don't buy their compiler.

    More examples (2)

    All Windows apps use Control-X, Control-C and Control-V, and using the same ones on the Atari makes life a little easier for those of us who need to deal with Microslop products.

    But [David] Cutler also felt outright contempt for lowly PCs and their bug-ridden programs, calling his new employer "Microslop" and "this scumbag company" and thinking Gates himself overrated.

    If you're using a MicroSlop based OS, well then there's not much I can do for ya.

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    Regarding protection of property in the computing industry, I once heard a computer consultant say, "If someone thinks they have intellectual property to protect, then they don't have any intellectual property." This statement says it all about innovation and progression in the area of software development. Stifle that for "Microslop" profit and you kill all future innovation.

    In 1988, experienced software engineers who joined Microsoft from Digital Equipment Corporation (DEC) called the company “Microslop.” They felt the Microsoft developers were less experienced and approached problems “helter skelter.”

    The differences in style were apparent to Cutler’s people, who derisively referred to Microsoft as “Microslop.”

    While the at first pure and progressive international education focused OLPC or $100 laptop project appears to have been messed up by the facists at microslop, we are very excited with the proliferation of inexpensive linux laptops it has spawned. […] MS Slaves can still find most models with windoze installed for around $50 extra.

    Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella has made the term Microslop go viral with his admonition to “get beyond the arguments of slop vs sophistication” when discussing Large Language Model (LLM) Artificial Intelligence (AI).

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